I admit I haven't been paying attention to the news, the local news, any news, or Twitter or such like for a week or so, so when I wandered across to the local rag's site and was informed that this town had the highest number of "cases" in the country ... "by along way" was the sub-headline... my reaction was not one of great despond but more "Gosh and golly the old city of culture finally caught up with the nonsense that has been going on around parts of the world". This backwater has always lagged behind fashions by a year or so so this was pretty quick catching up, also the somewhat cynical thought passed through my mind that maybe there's Government money to be had from being so infected... "Oh save us and forgive us, Fat Controller, for we have sinned!"
Still, I wonder, how do they know this fascinating snippet? Why by testing, dear boy.
But where are folk being tested? In places like this on Inglemire Lane, do try to keep up...
So with so many new "cases", and new "cases" being but a small percentage of those tested, there must be lots and lots of folk being tested, then?
So how come, there is never anybody either going in or coming out of this place when I go past? Erm, no comment ...
I ask only to be informed.
You think I'm making this up, that I have some agenda ... frankly I don't give a damn, it's your game and I am most definitely not playing.
Government figures are for, I think, half a million tests per day, and I read this comes out at 150 tests per hour per testing station assuming a twelve hour working day, over two a minute... it's just not happening here or at many other testing stations.
There has always been a Big Lie at the heart of this year's stupidity and it spawns smaller lies along the way to keep it afloat.
Oh then I read there are plans for "mass testing" of the stupid folk of Hull (what was the testing before then? ) anyhow this is with a brand new test, quicker and easier, and can be (and probably will be) administered by a squaddy on his day off ... the reward for going through this is 14 days house arrest if you get a "positive" result. So why would anyone with any sense put themselves through this? It's madness.
Did I mention that we are supposed to be under yet another lockdown, the first having worked so well a second was the obvious choice ... naturally I am ignoring it, this time many others seems to be doing likewise. It's supposed to end December 2 but you watch it will be back next year, complete with new models of new plagues and the hope of a vaccine for the totally insane...
Anyhow the whole thing is boring and as someone once said even Gods struggle in vain against boredom.
.... and I seem to have forgotten that wise maxim of never believe anything you read in the papers... catch you later... possibly much later.