No you won't find me making derogatory remarks about council workers changing lightbulbs, no sir, not me. Cheap shot. Beneath me. I'll simply ask why they came round at about seven in the evening to do this job, surely not on overtime by any chance ... Anyhow banished now are the orange glow neon lights of my lifetime, replaced by moonlight-white light emitting diode thingies that save electricity and leave drive ways unlit and gloomy. Still the stars shine brighter, there's lots of them, did you know?
And while on the subject is it lightbulb or light bulb?
OK so you want lightbulb jokes, go knock yourself out here.
It takes two people to make this blog post. Margot to take the photo and an idiot to write this drivel.